Chippendales
If you've been following my personal blog, you'll know I just went to my first Chippendales show.
I have one thing to say.
Hubba-hubba-hubba!
This was one group of fiiiiiiine-looking men. Well, they're The Chippendales, so of course they were! LOL
They opened the show with the guys wearing their signature leather pants, long black dusters, and bow ties and cuffs. It wasn't long before the dusters came off. And we got a peak at what was underneath those pants.
But wait... there's more!
This guy did a whole businessman-coming-home-from-work routine (yeah, image the suit coming off this guy bit by bit) that ended with a mock jerk-off on top of a big box that was supposed to be a computer screen. Full monty from a side view (minus the monty). *G* Phew!
And they did another act to the song "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and gave us the full monty from the rear view. Some fine, fine behinds were up on that stage, I can tell you.
Oh, my virgin eyes. (Did I mention this was my first Chippendales show? It was my first male stripper show, period.)
There was a guy who wore glasses through much of the show. Big, buff body, but his face reminded me so much of an ex-boyfriend of my niece's that I couldn't get into him too much. But... if I stare at him enough, maybe...
The part that surprised me the most, although I guess it shouldn't have, was when the guys came down into the audience and did personal little dances so women could stuff money in their pants. I suppose the reason it surprised me was there were nine--count 'em--nine security guards lined up at the bottom of the stage. I thought they were there to keep the women from mobbing the stage. Maybe they were. But why mob the stage when the boys were coming to us?
And I can hear you wondering... Did Sherrill stuff any money down any of the Chippie's pants?
Well. With hot hunks like these, do you really have to ask?
I have one thing to say.
Hubba-hubba-hubba!
This was one group of fiiiiiiine-looking men. Well, they're The Chippendales, so of course they were! LOL
They opened the show with the guys wearing their signature leather pants, long black dusters, and bow ties and cuffs. It wasn't long before the dusters came off. And we got a peak at what was underneath those pants.
But wait... there's more!
This guy did a whole businessman-coming-home-from-work routine (yeah, image the suit coming off this guy bit by bit) that ended with a mock jerk-off on top of a big box that was supposed to be a computer screen. Full monty from a side view (minus the monty). *G* Phew!And they did another act to the song "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and gave us the full monty from the rear view. Some fine, fine behinds were up on that stage, I can tell you.
Oh, my virgin eyes. (Did I mention this was my first Chippendales show? It was my first male stripper show, period.)
There was a guy who wore glasses through much of the show. Big, buff body, but his face reminded me so much of an ex-boyfriend of my niece's that I couldn't get into him too much. But... if I stare at him enough, maybe...
The part that surprised me the most, although I guess it shouldn't have, was when the guys came down into the audience and did personal little dances so women could stuff money in their pants. I suppose the reason it surprised me was there were nine--count 'em--nine security guards lined up at the bottom of the stage. I thought they were there to keep the women from mobbing the stage. Maybe they were. But why mob the stage when the boys were coming to us?
And I can hear you wondering... Did Sherrill stuff any money down any of the Chippie's pants?
Well. With hot hunks like these, do you really have to ask?
Sherrill Quinn
Follow your passion to the edge... and beyond
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Follow your passion to the edge... and beyond
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posted by Sherrill Quinn at 5:55 AM
8 Comments:
Sounds like you had a great time...wish I was there, lol.
Lisa, it was a really good time. Though, to be honest, I was agog much of the time at how a majority of the women were acting, especially when the guys came down into the audience. There was one gal who was pimping out the guys for her friends. If one of the Chippendales acted like he was just going to walk by them without going down the row shaking his stuff, she'd grab him by the arm and point him over to her friends. It was hilarious!
Glad to see you're broadening your horizons, Sherrill. ;)
Have a great weekend.
Thanks, Maya.
Two of my critique partners went with me. It was a research trip, you know.
Yep. Research. That's what it was.
I am reminded of the hen party I went to in England when I was in college over there. I swear, I was never more in fear of my life than at that point. I had a mob of horny middle-aged women ready to devour the strippers. And they were no where near as enticing as these guys!
Kelly, probably multiply what you saw by ten. Or a hundred. Cuz these guys were H-O-T! *G*
I love chippendales !!
jenna
I love love love all chippendales.
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