A day in the life of Julian Manchester
9 am: What the bloody -- what's that noise? Alarm clock? HELL!
10 am: *phone rings*
10:15 am: *assistant knocks on door* "Julian?"
10:20 am: "...yeah?"
"That was Seth, wanting to know where you were."
"In my *expletive deleted* bed, that's where!"
"You were supposed to be in the --"
"*EXPLETIVE DELETED!!*"
11:30 am: "Seth, mate, the next time you schedule a session for before noon, I might have to kill you. Hello, lads!"
1 pm: "This board...she's not giving it to me the way I want it. Yeah, yeah, I know, but...no, you listen! If the board doesn't put out, I can't perform!"
3 pm: "...so then I said, what do you mean it won't fit? It's got enough grease on it to fry a doughnut!"
5 pm: *orders pizza*
7 pm: "Candy? Bonnie? Bubbles? It's Jules. Thought we might hit the town tonight. Yeah, all four. Sure! Right, right, baby. Ta."
Midnight: *dancing*
1 am: *dancing*
2 am *dancing*
3 am *horizontal dancing*
4 am *horizontal dancing*
5 am *horizontal dancing*
6 am *zzzzzzzz*
9 am* ...what's that bloody NOISE again??
10 am: *phone rings*
10:15 am: *assistant knocks on door* "Julian?"
10:20 am: "...yeah?"
"That was Seth, wanting to know where you were."
"In my *expletive deleted* bed, that's where!"
"You were supposed to be in the --"
"*EXPLETIVE DELETED!!*"
11:30 am: "Seth, mate, the next time you schedule a session for before noon, I might have to kill you. Hello, lads!"
1 pm: "This board...she's not giving it to me the way I want it. Yeah, yeah, I know, but...no, you listen! If the board doesn't put out, I can't perform!"
3 pm: "...so then I said, what do you mean it won't fit? It's got enough grease on it to fry a doughnut!"
5 pm: *orders pizza*
7 pm: "Candy? Bonnie? Bubbles? It's Jules. Thought we might hit the town tonight. Yeah, all four. Sure! Right, right, baby. Ta."
Midnight: *dancing*
1 am: *dancing*
2 am *dancing*
3 am *horizontal dancing*
4 am *horizontal dancing*
5 am *horizontal dancing*
6 am *zzzzzzzz*
9 am* ...what's that bloody NOISE again??
posted by AuthorM at 5:29 AM
5 Comments:
Hmmm is this from 20yrs. ago or now? Cause if its now it's amazing he's kept up this pace for all these years and lived to keep going lol
Julian: Well, sweetheart, NOW I'm an utterly faithful man about the house who'd never dreamed of staying up all night partying with a bevy of ladies...I like to stay home and watch old movies with Georgie.
Troy: I don't know how he ever did it, Steph. Juli would dress for an hour and a half, do his hair for three hours more, dance (vertically and horizontally, of course) until dawn, and then have the energy to discuss the backdrop for five bloody hours with Seth and Pete. And the public wonders why I took the trek to India...
Julian: I never did my bloody hair for three hours, mate. If it took longer than two and a half, I got bored.
Julian, Babe, are you totally sure about that? I mean did a groupie ever really time you? Cause perfection does take time and thats really not something to be ashamed of!!
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