Robert (Fox)'s Rules of Order
* Drink decaf herbal tea instead of pop. Caffeine will make you tense, and if you're tense you'll be so busy worrying about yourself you'll miss something important.
* Call your Mum on a regular basis. And use the name she gave you.
* Don't fret about your career or your ego as long as you have enough money. Fame is fleeting but you can always play music.
* If you have extra after living expenses and fully funding your retirement, donate it to a worthy charity. Then you won't get anxious about what you should do with your surplus.
* When on the job or on tour, make sure you get enough sleep and healthy food. You never know when you'll need to be on your toes, and if you’re hung over, you'll just be on your face.
* Real men can eat quiche if they want. Eggs, cheese, spinach -- what's not to like?
* The skinny, gorgeous woman with the men lining up to take her home is a lot less interesting than the smirking woman in the corner. If you want an interesting life, choose interesting people to populate it.
* If you must open your mouth, always tell the truth. The truth now is better than your foot later.
* If your friends think you're a wanker because you won't get pissed with them, remind them what they did the last time they were under the influence. That's right, acted like wankers.
* Be on time.
* Avoid stressful situations and people whenever possible, unless said person is a sexy Silverette by the name of Arliss Edgeworth.
http://www.elliemarvel.com/bluesilver/robert.htm
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Ellie M.
www.elliemarvel.com
www.bluesilverpax.com
* Call your Mum on a regular basis. And use the name she gave you.
* Don't fret about your career or your ego as long as you have enough money. Fame is fleeting but you can always play music.
* If you have extra after living expenses and fully funding your retirement, donate it to a worthy charity. Then you won't get anxious about what you should do with your surplus.
* When on the job or on tour, make sure you get enough sleep and healthy food. You never know when you'll need to be on your toes, and if you’re hung over, you'll just be on your face.
* Real men can eat quiche if they want. Eggs, cheese, spinach -- what's not to like?
* The skinny, gorgeous woman with the men lining up to take her home is a lot less interesting than the smirking woman in the corner. If you want an interesting life, choose interesting people to populate it.
* If you must open your mouth, always tell the truth. The truth now is better than your foot later.
* If your friends think you're a wanker because you won't get pissed with them, remind them what they did the last time they were under the influence. That's right, acted like wankers.
* Be on time.
* Avoid stressful situations and people whenever possible, unless said person is a sexy Silverette by the name of Arliss Edgeworth.
http://www.elliemarvel.com/bluesilver/robert.htm
********
Ellie M.
www.elliemarvel.com
www.bluesilverpax.com
posted by Jody W. and Meankitty at 2:49 PM
4 Comments:
All sound like verra reasonable rules to live by to me!! LOL
Thanks for sharing the advice!
If I used the name my mother gave me, you'd all be calling me Angus.
Troy
P.S. Can you do the photo shoot without me?
We can do it without you, but tell Angus he'd better show up. His name's on the contract.
--Robert
All right, but no reporters on the way in. Deal?
-Angus Troy Douglas
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